Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Miley's memoir makes me mad

Dear World,

Granted, Miley Cyrus has done quite a bit more than I have, but seriously, a memoir? The kid is fifteen-- how much can she have to say?

Until she wins the Nobel Prize, she has no reason to pen the memories of her short life and that will only happen when episodes of Hannah Montana are found to magically cure cancer and deflect asteroids hurtling towards Earth.

But, then again, Yassir Arafat managed to bag a Nobel Prize-- so I guess anything can happen on that committee.

Hugs and Kisses,



  1. Agreed. Even my tweenage daughters, who love Hannah Montana, thought that it is ridiculous. My 11 year old said, "She doesn't really have anything important to say, it's just another way to make money."

  2. Miley's Memoir:

    "Dear world, I was born, my dad had connections, now I'm famous, soon naked pictures of me will come out and I will drown my sorrows in liquor and drugs"