And by that time, I mean NaBloPoMo! Yay! And I'm only a day late in announcing it.
Quick story: there's a senior singles group at my agency that always complains that they don't get enough people to come to their events. Who do they blame? Me. Listen, the newspaper industry is dying and the last thing they want to put in their failing rags is a singles event for the 65+. Plus, you're bitter and angry.
Sometimes there's a reason why you're single. And it doesn't always have to do with PR.
Whine, whine, bitch, bitch.