India called today.
I'm not sure what I was expecting-- it was really just an exploratory interview over the phone. Luckily, my one fear did not come to pass: that the interviewer's accent would make nearly impossible to hold a conversation. Her amazing English allowed me to escaped sounding like a mouth-breathing doofus. This time, anyway.
I explained the job to my parents afterwards. My dad gave me a look.
"Couldn't you just do that from the US? Like, over the computer?"
"I guess. But then they would have to pay me American wages."
"Kate, you're going to laugh when I say this, but I'm quite serious."
"You need to check this out to make sure it isn't white slavery."
So, what am I supposed to do? Call my interviewer back up and ask her very nicely if I'm signing up to be put into bondage and would she please be honest with me about it?
Seriously, New York jobs that I have applied for, call me back. It would make life so much easier.