Shouting "Dear G-d, why isn't this month over?!?" does not make the month end faster.
One day of the internet being gone can ruin a whole month of work.
A one sentence post is perfectly acceptable when in the throes of NaBloPoMo.
No topic is too stupid during NaBloPoMo.
No, seriously, shouting "Dear G-d, why isn't this month over?!?" really does not make the month go faster. If anything, it draws out the torture.
Have fruit flies in your apartment? There's today's post right there.
Commenting on other blogs is more fun when everybody's suffering.
Rely on memes. They are your friends.
Thirty day months are infinitely better than 31 day months.